Tiger Woods Claims He Hasn’t Slept In Three Days Since Breaking Up With Lindsey Vonn — We Made A Playlist To Lift His Spirits
May 3rd was a rough day for Tiger Woods. Not only did his three year relationship with Lindsey Vonn come to a screeching halt, it was also the 9th anniversary of his father Earl’s death. That’s a lot to deal with. Even for a guy who most people think might be a robot. Here’s what he had to say about his last few days…
“This three-day stretch is very tough. I haven’t slept. And with what happened Sunday it’s been brutal.”
Brutal indeed. Not exactly what golf fans want to hear right before Tiger tees it up against the strongest field in golf at The Players Championship. But fuck how he feels today because we have a remedy, a 63-minute playlist that will take him on a journey through all of his emotions; he’ll grieve, he’ll heal, he’ll experience deep sexual desire, and by the end of it, he’ll even realize that he is the best fucking golfer the world has ever seen. The playlist is THAT good. It’s going to really lift his spirits and bring him back to the cocksure Tiger Woods we know and love. I believe that from the deepest depths of my heart.