50-Year-Old Troy Aikman Is Looking Absolutely Shredded On The Beach With His Fiancée Capa Mooty
Former Dallas Cowboys quarterback Troy Aikman got engaged earlier in June to his girlfriend Capa Mooty, who I can literally find zero information about other than she has two sons from a previous relationship.
That’s the happy couple on their special day in the photo above.
I guess, what with them getting engaged and all, Aikman and Mooty decided to celebrate their impending nuptials with a little trip to the Caribbean.
Looks like they’re having a good time too.
So, how jacked is Aikman for a 50-year-old announcer slash ex-NFL QB?
Dude has obviously been putting in work. Joe Buck must also be excited about this. Or not. More than likely, not.
Meanwhile, here’s reigning Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady over in Japan on Wednesday.
It’s almost like they’re twins or something.
This will be Aikman’s second marriage, by the way. He was previously hitched to former Dallas Cowboys publicist Rhonda Worthey from 2000 and 2011 and had two daughters with her.
Looks like they’ve got a bit of a Brady Bunch thing going on now…
I’m telling you, bro looks like he could still play…
Then again, if you’re him, why bother?
If I look anything like Aikman when I am 50, I will literally give everyone I know $1000. I am that confident that I have zero chance of it. And that is fine, because there is a lot of comfort in knowing how mediocre you really are.