Umpire Takes Swift Softball To The Gonads And Goes Down Harder Than Monica Lewinsky In The Oval Office

by 2 years ago

When in doubt: wear a cup.

When NOT in doubt: wear a cup anyway, just in case.

When not umpiring for a softball game and therefore not in any danger of getting hit in the balls by a softball: wear a cup anyway, just in case, because you never know when your dick will be assaulted by an airborne object.

Tl;dr: If you value your dick, wear a cup.


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