Wizards Fan Puts Celtics Fan To Sleep With Vicious Haymaker In Short But Sweet Stadium Fight

by 3 years ago

This raises an interesting question: Would you have your team pull out a game 7 victory to advance to the Eastern Conference Finals IF AND ONLY IF you get put to sleep by an opposing teams’ fan in your own building and have it posted on all the blogs? If you don’t take the punch, you leave the TD Garden having spent $250 on a ticket, $100 on beers, only to watch your season end unceremoniously. On one hand, you could watch your squad take on LeBron for a chance to advance to the Finals. But the con to that scenario is that you’d have to watch from your hospital bed. The ultimate test of fandom.

Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.

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