Here’s How The World Has Changed Since Tiger Woods Last Masters Victory In 2005
For some reason, all of Tiger Woods’ majors victories still seem fresh in my mind. The truth is, though, they’re not fresh at all. In fact, it’s been a decade since Tiger’s last Masters victory. A DECADE. Goddammit, that is depressing. What have I done with my life?!?!
Today, our friends at SkratchTV give us a glimpse into what has transpired since Tiger won his last green jacket. Turns out, the world continues to spin even though Tiger’s game continues to decline into what it is today. Which is not great. But I will say this, Tiger Woods will win the 2015 Masters. You heard it here first, folks.
Now, do I really believe that Tiger will win? Of course I don’t, I’m not a fucking idiot. But if he did, you just know the headlines the next day will read, “Some Asshole Actually Predicted Tiger Woods To Win The 2015 Masters” and I want that asshole to be me.