WWE Forced To Rename Female Faction Because, Oops, It’s The Same As A Porn Website

by 4 years ago
Becky Paige Charlotte


The WWE has been in business since 1980. They’ve probably named thousands upon thousands of wrestlers in that time. Most were awful. They even did it in a time when it was absolutely possible to name a person or product something that already exists.

It’s now 2015. We all have the capability, even the poorest of the poor, have the capability of getting online and doing an extensive search on any topic. You would think…YOU WOULD FUCKING IMAGINE…that a billion dollar company would crank up the dial-up and do a quick search when naming a new female faction of wrestlers. BUT WHO THE FUCK WOULD HAVE TIME FOR THAT?!?!

No one.

As seen on Monday’s edition of RAW, WWE has given the trio of Paige, Charlotte and Becky Lynch a team name, similar to Sasha Banks, Naomi and Tamina being called “Team B.A.D.” and the team of Nikki Bella, Brie Bella and Alicia Fox being referred to as “Team Bella.”

Unfortunately, the team name for the babyface trio, “The Submission Sorority,” is also the name of an adult website, a fact that WWE quickly found out about after mentioning the name on national television.

I’m absolutely positive Mr. McMahon would be more than happy to do an online search next time. “What do we want to call them? The Anal Speculums? I’ll be in my office doing research!”

(door slams)

[via SEScoops]