You Can Now Buy Rob Gronkowski Erotica On Amazon, Because Why Not

by 5 years ago


Rob Gronkowksi is the Ultimate Bro King, and as the Ultimate Bro King, Gronk now has an erotica book dedicated to him. The name of the book is “A Gronking to Remember” and it’s written by Lacey Noonan, who’s previous book is the ridiculous sounding “I Don’t Care If My Best Friend’s Mom is a Sasquatch, She’s Hot and I’m Taking a Shower With Her.”

Here’s the hilariously awful description of “A Gronking To Remember” via Amazon.

Leigh has a serious problem. And it’s driving a “spike” between her and her husband Dan.

When Leigh wanders into the room where her husband and his friends are watching a football game, her life changes forever, because at that exact moment, NFL’s one-man wrecking ball, Rob Gronkowski of the New England Patriots, scores a touchdown and does his patented “Gronk Spike”—his notorious monster smashing of a football. When the ball shoots into the stratosphere, Leigh’s heart goes apitter-patter and she becomes seriously turned on.

Now normally-sheepish Leigh can’t stop thinking about it. She’d never given a second thought to football, but now the primal power of the Gronk Spike, and this raw monster of a man, Rob Gronkowski, is all that she wants, and she’ll stop at nothing until the romance of a lifetime is hers!

Find out the lengths people will go to fulfill their fantasies in this super-sexy, sex-filled story of wanton lust with a super-sexy, sex-filled happy ending.

For whatever reason this exists but we’re thankful that it does.

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