These Incredible Holiday Suits Are So Sharp They’ll Make Mrs. Claus Risk It All

Happy holidays to you, my internet friend. Odds are, by now you’ve received at least one invitation to a day drinking extravaganza masquerading as a holiday party. If you haven’t, you are invited to mine as long as you abide by five very important stipulations:

  1. You are not an asshole.
  2. You contribute to the party by way of alcohol, food, or marijuana cigarettes.
  3. You don’t comment on the atrocious guy-to-girl ratio.
  4. You don’t lay a fucking finger on my holiday playlist.
  5. You dress properly.

Now I can’t assist on rules 1-4, but I can certainly make you the best dressed stranger at the party. The folks at Shinesty have been making the dopest, affordably priced holiday-themed suits in existence for years. Check out this suit I copped myself back in 2015 and have worn to every holiday event since. I’ve never felt sexier.

I’ve had so many women approach me while wearing this suit I’ve started dis-inviting my girlfriend to holiday parties. Luckily, I get too drunk to follow through.

Take a scroll through some of the sharpest holiday duds you’ll ever lay eyes on… Here are the best Christmas party suits out there.

Shop the full line over at Shinesty

 

THE SOIREE OF SIN RED UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER SUIT 

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THE SHAG ‘N BAG | BLUE PLAID CHRISTMAS BLAZER

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THE NAVY NORDIC UGLY CHRISTMAS SUIT 

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THE SHAMASHING SEASON HANUKKAH HOLIDAY BLAZER

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THE ELFORTLESS ENSEMBLE | ELF HATS PRESENTS BLAZER

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THE CHRITHMATH TIGER STHUIT | TIGER SHORT SUIT

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THE SOIREE OF SIN MEN’S UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER SHORT SUIT 

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