Some people are lucky enough to live with the sand and surf right outside their front door.
The rest of us have to hop in a mode of transportation to get anywhere near a body of water.
If your summer weekends – or weekdays – involve the sea air in your nostrils, this is a look you’ll want to steal.
WHY I LIKE THIS WATCH: I’m partial to anything named after a card game plus the retro look make it feel like it was stolen from a movie that your old man likes to watch on repeat.
WHY I LIKE THIS LONG SLEEVE TEE: You can’t expose yourself to the sun forever, but you can’t go hide under an umbrella all day.
WHY I LIKE THESE SUNGLASSES: These Paloma Bourbon sunglasses are versatile, work with any outfit, and are polarized because the sun is trying to murder our eyes one damaging ray at a time.
WHY I LIKE THESE SHORTS: I like swim trunks with pockets. Even when I forget to take my stuff out. These Billabong Colorblock shorts not only have a back pocket but a velcro closure so if you do forget to take stuff out, it will make it out of the water and back to your blanket or chair.
WHY I LIKE THESE SHOES: The Stealth rubber outsole delivers unbeatable grip and traction in wet conditions and protect your feet from the rocks, shells and random sea life ready to destroy the bottom of your feet. I stepped on a jagged shell twenty years ago that still makes the bottom of my foot hurt if I stretch it a certain way.
Chris Illuminati is a 5-time published author and recovering a**hole who writes about success, fitness, parenting and occasionally pro wrestling. Reach out to him on Instagram & Twitter or email firstname.lastname@example.org.
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