Steal This Look: Moderate

STL Moderate

These five pieces are moderate on color but big on style.

Steal This Look to stay in the middle of the spinning color wheel.

adidas sneakers

[1] adidas Outdoor Terrex CC Boat in White

WHY I LIKE THESE SNEAKERS: “I like to sport ’em, that’s why I bought ’em, a sucker tried to steal ’em so I caught ’em and I fought ’em.”


[2] Mala On The Rocks in Blue Light from Christopher Cloos

WHY I LIKE THESE RIMS: Changing up your look is crucial, and sometimes subtle is the best way. Switch out regular frames for this clear summer option from Christopher Cloos.

Acid Dye Swim Trunks

[3] Acid Tie Dye Swim Trunks form Bather Trunk Co.

WHY I LIKE THESE TRUNKS: Floral trunks never get old. This bathing suit is perfect if you want to wear color without being seen from a mile away.

Sunwashed Polo

[4] Sunwashed Polo by Faherty Brand

WHY I LIKE THIS POLO: It’s super soft, faded by the sun and looks like it’s seen a million sunny summer days.

Nixon Clear Watch

[5] Nixon Time Teller Watch in Clear

WHY I LIKE THIS WATCH: It’s the watch you had as a kid but made for adults. Live like it’s fourth grade again.


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