These five pieces are moderate on color but big on style.
Steal This Look to stay in the middle of the spinning color wheel.
WHY I LIKE THESE SNEAKERS: “I like to sport ’em, that’s why I bought ’em, a sucker tried to steal ’em so I caught ’em and I fought ’em.”
WHY I LIKE THESE RIMS: Changing up your look is crucial, and sometimes subtle is the best way. Switch out regular frames for this clear summer option from Christopher Cloos.
WHY I LIKE THESE TRUNKS: Floral trunks never get old. This bathing suit is perfect if you want to wear color without being seen from a mile away.
WHY I LIKE THIS POLO: It’s super soft, faded by the sun and looks like it’s seen a million sunny summer days.
WHY I LIKE THIS WATCH: It’s the watch you had as a kid but made for adults. Live like it’s fourth grade again.
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