Do you know how you know that you have too much money? If while selling your 22-acre fantasy estate in Westchester, New York for $13 million, you also decide to sell your ridiculous Caribbean estate that comes with its own pirate ship for $33 million.
Welcome to the lush life of one Bruce Willis.
Located on Parrot Cay, a private island on the Turks and Caicos Islands, if Willis gets his asking price it will be the most expensive property ever sold on the islands, according listing agent Nina Siegenthaler of Turks and Caicos Sotheby’s International Realty.
Not that it isn’t worth it. Check out some of what you get…
• 7.37 waterfront acres
• 1,100 feet of beach frontage
• Three residences with a total of 18,000-square-feet under roof
• 11 total bedrooms, two staff rooms, and 13.5 bathrooms
• Movie theater
• Estate management
• A chef
• Butler services
• 17,000-square-feet of wood decking
• Four swimming pools including one that’s 70-feet long
• Shaded yoga pavilion
• Beach cabanas
• Beach volleyball
• Playground with a pirate ship
• Fleet of buggies
• Coconut, banana and papaya trees
Like I said, insane.
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