See that look on the face of Jason Statham there? That’s the look of a 52-year-old man who is engaged to a former Victoria’s Secret model, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, 32, and has enough money to be selling a house in Malibu for almost $20 million.
And it’s not even that big of a house! At least not for $20 million. Not that it isn’t worth it, because it is.
The 3,909-square-foot home on the beach in Malibu, right next to the Malibu Surf Rider Pier, comes with four bedrooms, four bathrooms, and, oh yeah, a guest house.
Check out the house’s description from its listing on Realtor.com…
Nestled in the world’s most exclusive enclave, Malibu Colony, footsteps from Cross Creek Shopping and legendary Malibu Surf Rider Pier, the Black House is an organic masterpiece that has been renovated to perfection.
Striking black cedar shingles adorn a bold, oceanside architectural tour de force, a dramatic blend of sophistication and retro style hearkening back to Malibu’s golden age.
The interior is a masterful mix of indoor/outdoor living spaces set before the striking beauty of the Pacific Ocean. Walls of glass perfectly frame every sunset, w/boundless views of Malibu’s favorite surf spot Old Joe’s. The open concept boasts an oceanside lounge, dining space and a ceiling-high brick fireplace, a quintessential piece of Mid-Century design.
Walls of glass disappear leading you to an outdoor patio with direct access to the exclusive private beach. Guests are graciously appointed wth a guest house with kitchen and bathroom. Bring your board and sandals, and we’ll give you the keys to paradise.
Paradise indeed. Even more so if, you know, you’re Jason f***ing Statham.
So, if you’re in the market for something like this, and who isn’t, all it will run you is around $106,712 a month in mortgage payments, with a small $3.99 million down payment.
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