Chubbies Just Released a Pair of Patriotic Shorts You Can Hang As a Flag

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Camp Anawanna Bros… Get ready to SALUTE YOUR SHORTS.

Chubbies just released a ridiculous pair of patriotic red-white-and-blue shorts that have grommets built into the waist. What the hell do you need grommets in a pair of shorts for? Apparently you’ve never wanted to raise a pair of shorts on a flagpole after slamming 30 beers on a Saturday.

Donkey Lips must be so proud.

The shorts are called THE ENSIGNS and they’re available for $59.99. If you come by the BroBible office with a homemade pair of jorts, though, I’ll poke two holes in the waist for free.

Game changers? Or completely unnecessary? Damnit Chubbies, when are you going to get down to brass tacks and start making jorts? That’s what the Bros really want these days…

AW-FUL WAFFLE. AW-FUL WAFFLE.

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Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, helping start this site in 2009. He lives in Los Angeles and likes writing about music and culture. His podcast is called the Mostly Occasionally Show, featuring interviews with artists and athletes, along with a behind-the-scenes view of BroBible. Read more of his work at brandonwenerd.com. Email: brandon@brobible.com