Last night Miguel Cabrera hit a huge home run. You might say it was a moonshot.
I asked Twitter how to explain this to my kid (I don’t actually have kids by the way). I mean, first Michael Sam kisses a dude on national TV. Then some bro drops his pants during a baseball game. It’s a confusing time for children, obviously.
Here are some of the best responses to butt-man.
@Lana @worldofisaac @URClassless Start out with, when a man and a baseball game really love each other…
— _ (@Y4LYFE) May 28, 2014
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"Ask your mother." RT @WorldofIsaac: How am I supposed to explain this to my 7-year-old? pic.twitter.com/DmwJEUV4lo
— Rob Miller (@robmillertime) May 28, 2014
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@WorldofIsaac Slot machine.
— Megs (@YankeeMegs) May 28, 2014
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@Lana @WorldofIsaac he's pupating. one of natures most marvelous spectacles.
— Scott (@BravesGasm) May 28, 2014
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@WorldofIsaac That actually is Jason Giambi too.
— Dave Brown (@AnswerDave) May 28, 2014
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@WorldofIsaac @JamieSamuelsen begin by explaining how muffins expand during the baking process…
— Ryan Randall (@rdryan33) May 28, 2014
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@WorldofIsaac "beware dollar hot dog night"
— steph (@stephaniedmv) May 28, 2014
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@Lana @Metsochist4Life @WorldofIsaac Brought to you by the Coalition for Making Fat Guys Wear Belts.
— MetsOfficials (@MetsOfficials) May 28, 2014
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@WorldofIsaac muffin tops are unisex
— Dan (@danielmullins83) May 28, 2014
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Good job Twitter, you were on your game last night.