How do I explain this to my kid?

Last night Miguel Cabrera hit a huge home run. You might say it was a moonshot.

I asked Twitter how to explain this to my kid (I don’t actually have kids by the way). I mean, first Michael Sam kisses a dude on national TV. Then some bro drops his pants during a baseball game. It’s a confusing time for children, obviously.

Here are some of the best responses to butt-man.

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Good job Twitter, you were on your game last night.