‘Point Break’ remake one step closer to happening — still a horrible idea

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The Point Break remake has found it’s Johnny Utah. (Writer slams fist angrily on desk. Throws mouse across room.)

Luke Bracey, who you may remember from other movies that ruined your childhood like G.I. Joe: Retaliation, will star opposite Gerard Butler in the updated version of the 1991 classic. Butler was cast last month in the role of Zen master/bank robber/surfer dude Bodhi.

The movie is being directed by Invincible director Ericson Core and is set to start filming this summer. Perfect. Just enough time for everything to go wrong and this whole idea gets killed. Our buddy Andy Moore said it perfectly last month. Seconded.

Every classic doesn’t need an update. Bra.