What to watch tonight: ‘The Man With the 132-lb. Scrotum’

TLC

I’m divided here. Watch show with man and his gigantic balls or football. Regardless, lots of balls in my life.

The Man With the 132-lb. Scrotum @ 9pm, TLC: A real story of a real man with gigantic balls.

Under the Dome @ 10pm, CBS: Some pundits are calling this the show of the summer. Some pundits are stupid.

Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35pm, CBS: Our favorite Olivia, Olivia Wilde is Dave’s guest tonight.

Crowd Goes Wild @ 5pm, Fox Sports 1: Check out Guyism alum Katie Nolan in FS1’s highly anticipated show.

Steelers-Redskins @ 8pm, ESPN: Because preseason MNF trumps everything on this list. Except for the nude with the huge nuts. Nobody trumps him.