The Amazing Facts You Didn’t Know About Pizza, as Told By a Pizza
Hands down the best food on the planet, right? You have no idea how badly I want pizza right now. I‘m disappointed they didn’t include the fact that it tastes best at 3AM when doused in Ranch dressing. Also… How the hell did the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles use PIZZA to stay lean and strong ninja machines? After my third slice, I usually just want to lay on the couch and watch cartoons.