Two men dressed in complete hockey goalie gear used a goalie stick to smash open the glass door of a liquor store in Russell, Manitoba in Canada. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police said the hosers entered the store at 3:30 a.m. and stole three cases of Budweiser. I imagine they said “I’m sorry” as they exited the store with the stolen brew.
Is this guerrilla marketing for Budweiser in an attempt to take Canadian market shares away from Molson? Has to be right? No way two dudes dressed like hockey goalies to steal beer from a store? Publicity stunt right? Eh?
However, dressing in hockey gear could have its advantages, minus the decreased mobility. It would suck to be a detective trying to find the culprits of this delicious crime. You just go all around this Canadian town and all you see are suspects, but they’re playing hockey.
In my conscious, I truly believe that these two hosers didn’t have a getaway car. They had moose tied up as their mode of transportation to flee the crime scene, making it the most Canadian thing ever ever ever.
He’s number 17 in your program, but number one in your hearts.