Are you not supposed to tell people when you’ve pooped? Because I do that all the time…to people I know, that is. Not random people at a dinner party. That’s just uncomfortable. As for mashing cake into my face and sucking on my toes…well, sometimes you just really, really need cake (or you’re hammered drunk and can’t find your mouth), and I’d consider myself a frickin’ contortionist if I could even reach my toes to my mouth.
