This Couple Went to Chipotle, But Instead of Getting a Burrito, Fucked on the Roof
Happens to the best of us. You’re driving around a small town in Delaware, looking for somewhere to eat. You settle on Chipotle Mexican Grill. But then, all of a sudden, instead of asking if you can have both ‘mild’ and ‘hot’ salsa on your burrito bowl, you are having sex on top of the building.
Honest mistake, really. And it happened just this Saturday to Michael Suh and Nicole Germack in Newark.
In case you are wondering, hilarity ensued.
According to investigators, officers with the Newark Police Department were called to scene after receiving multiple reports of a male and female having sex on the roof of the restaurant.
When an officer arrived, he was on the opposite side of the street and clearly observed the couple engaging in sexual intercourse on the roof at the very front of the Chipotle building.
The officer told the couple to stop, but police say they continued for approximately 15-20 seconds before stopping.
The officer told the couple they were under arrest, but investigators say the pair got off the roof and ran into the male’s apartment on East Main Street.
Police located the couple in the apartment and they were taken into custody.
Perfect. Simply perfect.
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