I Wanted to Love This Video of a Fish Smoking a Cigarette, But I Couldn’t
Look, when I saw this tweet, there isn’t an adjective to describe how fast I clicked.
Ever Seen a Fish Smoke A Cigarette: lol http://t.co/SVG3r5F4hd
— Liveleak (@liveleak) August 3, 2014
Fish? Smoking? Sign me the fuck up. Animal doing stupid human thing? So nonsensical. So impractical. So delightful.
But then I watched the above video, and it wasn’t funny at all. It seemed cruel. And inhumane. Like, shouldn’t this fish be in the water, not smoking a cigarette? That seems so much better. So here is a video of a fish, doing happy fish things instead.