Who Were The Chillest Bros On The Season Finale Of ‘Game Of Thrones?’

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Living your life as a chill-ass Bro is a super chill thing to do. We here at BroBible respect chillness when we see it. That’s why we’ve spent this season awarding points for everyone showing some chill on cable television’s most unchill show, Game of Thrones

So who were the chillest Chill Bros last night?

First up, the non-chill Bros from Episode Ten: Mother’s Mercy

Jon Snow

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Thirst is not chill. And Jon has that Benjen thirst bad.

Chill Bro Points: -400,000

Stannis Baratheon

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Like, what even was the point of your life?

Chill Bro Points: -100,000

Cersei Lannister

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Lying to the Lord is not cool, yo.

Chill Bro Points: -500

Brienne of Tarth

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When it’s finally time for you to actually help Sansa, what are you doing? Taunting a dude who is already dying? Whose death you had nothing to do with? Not chill at all, Brienne of Tarth.

Chill Bro Points: -1,000

Samwell Tarly

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“Look at me I’m off to learn some books!”

Loser.

Chill Bro Points: -500

Jaqen H’ghar

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Maybe the reason the entitled millennials at your magic school for assassins are running around like assholes is because you keep letting them? You ever think about that, huh?

Chill Bro Points: -200

Ser Jorah Mormont and Daario Naharis

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“So the last we saw our queen, she had learned to ride the most ferocious beast the world has ever seen, which she used to reign fire death down upon an entire arena. She clearly needs us men to rescue her.”

“Yes. I think it’s time for a man rescue.”

“Man rescue!”

Chill Bro Points: -100

Now for the chill Bros.

5. Varys 

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“Sup?”

Chill Bro Points: 100

4. The High Septon

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Being a man of you word is super chill.

Chill Bro Points: 200

3. Myrcella Baratheon

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“Yea. I get it. You do my mom. No biggie.”

Chill Bro Points: 300

2. Theon Greyjoy

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About. Fucking. Time.

Chill Bro Points: 350

1. The Mountain

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Way to go, Paula! Way to go!

Chill Bro Points: 5,000

Typically here we have the season standings, but we’re gonna do a bigger round up for that tomorrow. So check back then to see who the chillest Bro of Game of Thrones Season Five is!


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