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Hey! It’s President’s Day Weekend! Whatcha doing? Maybe a little used car shopping? Maybe some mattress shopping (the deals are GREAT!)? Maybe some dinner with your lady at Uno’s Chicago Pizzeria?
In the interest of keeping things kinky, I strongly recommend you read Cosmo’s “How To Properly Give A Rusty Trombone” article, even for just the LOLs. The Internet at large can’t stop making fun of it:
https://twitter.com/all_time_joe/status/832888358250618880
The *right* way to give a freaking amazing rusty trombone 👀 https://t.co/M6cCVGxlmg pic.twitter.com/bUYzJnOheO
— Cosmopolitan (@Cosmopolitan) February 17, 2017
PEOPLE ARE DYING, THE WORLD IS BURNING!
Cosmo:
How To Give Your Partner a Rusty Trombone the *Right* Way https://t.co/citzZwfeha
— Elisabeth In Chains (@LeashaMiz) February 18, 2017
The More You Know…!!! https://t.co/qex1Co7VEp
— Jamie Combs (@jcdrums42) February 19, 2017
https://twitter.com/EricBarry/status/833384141513166848
How To Give Your Partner a Rusty Trombone the *Right* Way https://t.co/UkglRfxSll
— Luca (@upMyArse) February 19, 2017
I guess I'm just a talent musician 👨🎤 https://t.co/budVpnUNUA
— Rodriguez, Eric (@ericrodr1977) February 19, 2017
Just who is running the @Cosmopolitan account? pic.twitter.com/TPaG9iYhAr
— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) February 18, 2017