Man Had To Get Girlfriend’s Strap-On Surgically Removed After It Broke In Half In His Ass

By 11.04.14  •  4 Comments

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You don’t get to write that headline every day…

What that headline describes — other than an abundance of agony and shame brought onto your entire family — is the act of PEGGING. According to the wordsmiths at the Urban Dictionary, PEGGING is “anal sex reversed. instead of the man sticking his penis up the woman’s butt, the woman wears a strap-on and sticks it up the mans butt.” POW. POW-POW-POW!

As for what happened here, it’s pretty cut and dry. A couple from Greece were having sex and the girl was pegging the living shit out of her boyfriend when, all of a sudden, the strap-on she was wearing broke in half inside of him.

Naturally, they went to the hospital. Unnaturally, the surgeons took a video of the removal.

Since I couldn’t find the video, here is the blow-by-blow description of what happened in it per Metro:

Medical professionals are shown crowded around the man’s rear-end as one doctor fishes about for the sex toy.

They explode into a chorus of laughter as the base is seen protruding from his bum.

The doctor partially pulls it free, but not before holding the pleasure toy steady so his colleagues can grab a photo on their phones.

They cheer with joy as the mammoth dildo is finally released.

Jubilation. Utter jubilation.

And remember kids, only you can prevent your own asshole disasters.


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