Most of these pickup lines are drenched in absurdity along the lines of “I want to douse you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado,” so while they may have worked for this guy that doesn’t mean your fedora-wearin’ neckbearded ass will have any luck. For those of you who are unaware, the rules of Tinder are simple:
- Be attractive
- Don’t be not attractive
If you’ve got those two down you’re set for life, and if not…well, there’s always plastic surgery.
Oh, and whether these lines worked or not — the guy didn’t get slapped, shivved, stabbed or murdered. It’s always a win when you’re not dead.