Here’s Some Really Big News Regarding Nick Foles’ Penis
If you’ve ever wondered which player on the Philadelphia Eagles has the largest genitals — and you know you have — today is your lucky day. An answer has emerged.
Nick Foles. It’s Nick Foles.
That information comes courtesy of a very share-y Connor Barwin during his morning Reddit AMA.
Question: Lifelong Eagles fan here to the point of being able to rattle off strength and conditioning coaches, practice squad lineman, etc. One factoid I’ll never have access to: Biggest weiner in the locker room? My sleeper picks are Alex ‘Moose Knuckle’ Henery and Nasty Nate Allen. Your astute clarification would be appreciated.
Barwin: Doesn’t the internet know it’s Nick Foles?
Case closed. This is important information to consider in the fall when you name your fantasy football team. The possibilities are endless.
The biggest actual dick on the Eagles? Still Riley Cooper.
[H/T: Larry Brown Sports]
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