Amanda Bynes has had quite an eventful week: rejected from a private plane and now there are some rather incriminating photos of her in her apartment which she claims are totally not her. Let’s discuss the photos first.
InTouch magazine has just published some photos in their new issue that allegedly shows Amanda Bynes living in a very unkempt apartment, with windows painted black, a dirty mattress, take-out containers all over her kitchen, and weed everywhere.
That’s not my bed! Those aren’t my toes! My toes are pedicured! I just did an exclusive interview with intouch last week, now they bought fake altered photos by that ugly black man in the photo or someone who knows him! They used an old shot of me on the cover with a bad angle of my old nose before I had surgery to reshape my profile and to remove the webbing from my eyes. I have to sue because that’s not my apartment, those aren’t my clothes! They morphed photos of my face onto someone’s body to ruin my life! I have to make a big deal of this and sue because that’s not me! I care about my appearance so I have to defend myself! I look like a different person now that I had surgery! Why did they put an old shot of me on the cover? I don’t look like that anymore! I only want photos of my gorgeous new nose on the cover of tabloids and real magazines! The photos in this issue are fake and mocked up! I don’t care enough to keep talking about it. Just assume that I fucked the boyfriend of the editor of intouch because they fucking hate me!
“…morphed photos of my face onto someone’s body…” I hate when people do that.
But wait, that’s not all that’s happened to our poor Amanda Bynes this week. She also allegedly had a bizarre scene at an airport when trying to board a private jet. (Which she also denies ever happened.)
According to TMZ, Amanda didn’t have proper ID to get on the plane (since she has no driver’s license).
We’re told the pilot informed Bynes she needed a form of government ID to fly — per TSA regulations — and she then ordered him to Google her as proof, screaming, “I’m Amanda Bynes!”
Needless to say Googling her wasn’t sufficient ID for her to be allowed on the plane. Like I said, our Amanda has had a very eventful week.