Ashton Kutcher is bound and determined to ruin Mila Kunis for all of us

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Word on the street (AKA in celebrity tabloids) is that Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are on the fast track to have a baby…even before they get married. Dammit. So much for all those sexiest woman alive titles she’s been racking up.

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According to a source at People

“Ashton is definitely planning [a proposal]. And they both want kids. It’s something they’re vocal about. I can’t imagine it will be very long before she’s pregnant. [Maybe] right after they get engaged, if not sooner.”

“Ashton’s really found ‘The One’ in Mila. His family adores her. If something is important to [Mila] he’ll do it with a smile on his face without her even asking. I’ve never seen him so happy.”

No shit he’s found “The One.” Dude is playing in a league way above his skill level, but damn, does he have to knock her up before they even get married? Can’t we have a little more of a trial run so she can come to her senses? Then again Mila Kunis was with Macauley Culkin for years and there was no explaining that either. Women…who knows that goes on in those heads?

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