Why this news that Jessica Simpson and her fiance Eric Johnson are taking tantric sex therapy sessions has been made public is a mystery. I’m just glad it has. Mostly because I just like to visualize Jessica trying to follow some sort of instructions while having sex.
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Reports the ShowbizSpy —
“Jessica and Eric are incredibly in sync, but practicing tantric sex has brought them even closer,” a source told American tabloid the National Enquirer. “While it sounds like it’s all about sex, tantra is more about intimacy and also has a spiritual element.
“He meditates regularly and he’s gotten Jessica into it too. Plus, he’s always telling Jessica that it’s important to connect with her breathing. So when Jessica read that deep breathing is a key element of tantra, she knew Eric would be totally into it.”
So basically what we’re reading here is that after a couple of kids, Johnson already needs tricks in the bedroom to get him interested. Damn, and they aren’t even married yet. That sort of thing isn’t supposed to happen until a couple of years after exchanging rings.
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Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson Hire Sex Therapist [ShowbizSpy]