Kim Kardshian and Kanye West’s wedding is going to be as insane as expected

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West going overboard with their wedding guest list? No way! I would have thought it would be a small, quiet, intimate affair. Riiiight. Who am I kidding? Of course it’s going to be as ostentatious as possible and…wait for it…filmed for TV. Mind. Blown.

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Here are just a few of the wedding details…

— It will take place in Paris, natch.

— The guest list has about 600 names on it.

— Those invited include Jay Z, Beyonce, Jamie Foxx, Oprah Winfrey, the Obamas, Lupita Nyong’o, Prince, Winnie Mandela, Karl Lagerfeld, Will and Jada Pinkett Smith, Ryan Seacrest, Nicole Richie, Ciara, Blac Chyna, Tyga, Lindsay Lohan, and European and Middle-Eastern royalty. (I cannot wait to hear about Lindsay Lohan hanging out with royalty.)

— The wedding is during the last weekend of Cannes Film Festival. (Kanye expects everyone to skip that for his wedding, of course.)

Vogue Editor Anna Wintour is invited. (Go figure.)

— Guests will have to go through extensive security, even most of Kim and Kanye’s celebrity friends. (So none of these shenanigans happen again, one would assume.)

— Mobile devices will be held at a secure location and if someone needs to use theirs during the wedding, accommodations will be made. (I was correct.)

— And it will be filmed for the E! reality show Keeping Up With the Kardashians, of course.

If you thought Kim’s marriage to Kris Humphries rivaled that of The Royal Wedding, you might want to strap yourself in real tight for this go-round.

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