Megan Fox named the sexiest star in the world today…wait, what?

Apparently there are a LOT of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fans out there because somehow Megan Fox was named the world’s sexiest star in a new poll. Or at least a lot of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fans who use intimate pleasure products.

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Swoon, a company the creates “intimate pleasure products,” conducted a poll asking who the sexiest stars of all time are and Megan Fox beat out names like Scarlett Johansson, who came in second, and Penelope Cruz, who came in third, while the sexiest star of all time was determined to be Marilyn Monroe.

In case you were curious, and I know you are, Sean Connery was voted the sexiest male star of all time with Johnny Depp topping all men and taking the top spot for current stars.

For comparison purposes, FHM had Megan Fox at #29, while Maxim had her at, uh, oh yeah, she wasn’t on their list this year. So uh, yeah, TMNT fans, baby, en force.

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