Michael Fassbender says that being a famous celebrity makes it easier to meet women. Thank you, Captain Obvious. With one sentence you managed to do two things, (1) tell us something we pretty much already knew, and (2) make us hate you for confirming it. (We like to pretend it’s not true, you know?)
In the new issue of GQ, Fassbender informs us…
“I make a lot more friends, you know what I mean? You become a lot more successful in terms of, like, talking to a girl,” Michael said. “She’s all of a sudden more interested in me. I know that, like, three years ago, she would’ve walked away after two sentences left my mouth.”
“I remember I was sitting at this table at this thing, and I was talking to this girl,” he continued. “I was like, ‘God, I am so boring right now.’ But she was like, ‘That’s so interesting!’ I was like, ‘You know what? Five years ago, this would not have been interesting.’”
I suppose it also helps when the whole word thinks you have a giant penis, because well, Charlize Theron of all freaking people once said that Fassbender’s penis “was a revelation,” but he somehow left that part out. Douchebag.