In what I’m sure made Billy Ray a proud papa on Father’s Day, his daughter Miley Cyrus posted a couple of VERY racy photos over the weekend. Of course one of them had to feature Miley naked. Natch…
She captioned this little gem, “#preshoweralfalfaselfielife,” which means pre-shower alfalfa selfie life, which of course makes no sense anywhere but in the little world Miley has created.
Then, naturally, Miley posted a post-shower selfie in a bikini with the caption, “#postshowerinstagramwhoreselfielife,” which means post-shower instagram whore selfie life, and makes mayyybe 1% more sense. I think.
Anyway, as a dad I can only hope that one day my daughter does me as proud as Miley did her dad on Father’s Day weekend. Then I will know I have succeeded as a father.