Russell Brand wanted to nail Mila Kunis, couldn’t do it

Guyism favorite Russell Brand is well known for his sexual exploits, but when he tried to hook up with Mila Kunis while she was still with Macaulay Culkin (ugh) he couldn’t pull it off.

“She’s so gorgeous, just so gorgeous and I was chatting her up and got the conversation around to have you got a boyfriend, and then you know that feeling of how long do I have to entertain a conversation? Then I go away and she keeps talking about her boyfriend Mac, this is when I was on Sarah Marshall.”

“Then when he came it wasn’t Mac – it was Macaulay Culkin. He’d got longer and looked pale and scared of himself, like a shaved horse. There was a horror about him and I thought, ‘you can’t f**k him – that’s the lad from Home Alone’.”

Yes, Mila Kunis, the woman named Sexiest Woman Alive by Esquire, the Sexiest Actress Under the Age of 30 by us, the Most F-ckable Female Celebrity by Details magazine, the female celeb most guys want to see do porn by XCritic-Vivid Entertainment, and the Sexiest Woman in the World again by FHM was really into dating a guy who looked like “a shaved horse” for eight freaking years. We still can’t wrap our heads around that one. Then again, she was blind in one eye so…

Oh well, it’s not like Russell Brand was too crushed since he did end up marrying Katy Perry, at least for awhile.

Russell Brand confesses he tried pulling Mila Kunis when Macaulay Culkin looked “like a shaved horse” [Mirror]