Ranking the hot hookups of Tiger Woods

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Now that he’s back on top and we’ve had time to digest everything he’s done I thought this series of hookup histories would not be complete without taking a look at Tiger Woods alleged dating history. Of course, as you know by now, the word “dating” is used universally here to include hookups, marriages, and girlfriends. Tiger has a lot of the former. How many? Read on to find out.

Note: the point of these lists is to cover “famous” women these stars have alleged hooked up with, so even using the word “famous” loosely (which we often do), a lot of Tiger’s alleged conquests don’t count for this exercise. Sorry, waitresses and Rachel Uchitel.

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Gabrielle Reece (Date unclear)

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No idea when they dated, but it was before the Internet was worth a shit, and had to have happened pre-Elin.

Hookup score: 9.0
Despite 100% Internet proof, I am giving Tiger the benefit of the doubt here. He’ll need it as you will see.

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Brooke Langton (Date unclear)

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Langton and Woods also reportedly dated sometime before Tiger and Elin became a couple.

Hookup score: 9.0
Hey, she is one of the 30 hottest fictional cheerleaders of all time!

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Tyra Banks (1996)

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Tiger and Tyra would have been one hell of a power couple, but they reportedly broke up over conflicting schedules.

Hookup score: 9.5
Bet Tiger wishes he could have moved a few things around on his calendar now.

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LeAnn Rimes (2001)

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Woods and Rimes went out a few times. Rimes’ dad thought LeAnn was too young for him (she was 7 years younger).

Hookup score: 8.5
Doomed from the start.

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Elin Nordegren (2004-2009)

Do I really need to go into this one?

Hookup score: 9.5
Again, he should have stopped here.

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Holly Sampson (2004)

Porn star Holly Sampson claimed to have had sex with Woods once. She later went into great detail about the encounter.

Hookup score: 7.5

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Loredana Jolie (2006)

Playboy model Loredana Jolie called Woods a “sexual freak,” called Elin a “loveless gold-digger,” and also said Tiger liked to watch girl-on-girl action and sometimes had other girls join them.

Hookup score: 8.0
She seems nice.

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Devon James (2006-2008)

Another porn star hookup for Tiger, but this one led to a paternity suit. She thinks Tiger is probably cheating on his latest girlfriend

Hookup score: 7.5
Oh, Tiger…

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Joslyn James (2008)

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Yet another adult film star.

Hookup score: 8.0
Probably the best-looking one of the bunch, for what that’s worth.

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Lindsey Vonn (2012)

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Finally someone semi-normal for Tiger. Has he finally turned his image around?

Hookup score: 9.0
She must be the most trusting woman on the planet. Either that or she just doesn’t care.

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Final Tally

Tiger Woods’ Hookup Score: 85.5 points

Yeeesh… Not sure how Lindsey Vonn could stand to follow all that, but Tiger’s certainly moving up in class these days.

1. Leonardo DiCaprio – 187 points
2. Jack Nicholson – 163
3. Charlie Sheen – 136
4. Tommy Lee – 111
5. Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs – 110
6. Stephen Dorff – 109.5
7. Jamie Foxx – 108.5
8. Jared Leto – 108
9. Vin Diesel – 100.5
10. Seth MacFarlane – 98
11. George Clooney – 93
12t. Benicio Del Toro – 91
12t. Josh Hartnett – 91
14. Tiger Woods – 85.5
15. Chris Evans – 83.5
16t. Justin Timberlake – 82
16t. Ryan Phillippe – 82
18. Orlando Bloom – 81
19. Derek Jeter – 80
20. David Duchovny – 78.5
21. Joe Jonas – 77
22. Ryan Reynolds – 75
23. Ashton Kutcher – 73
24. Jeremy Piven – 72.5
25. Ryan Gosling – 72
26t. Kanye West – 71
26t. Brad Pitt – 71
26t. Jude Law – 71
29t. Colin Farrell – 70
29t. Adam Levine – 70
31. Sean Penn – 69
32t. Taylor Lautner – 67
32t. Johnny Depp – 67
34. Jake Gyllenhaal – 66
35t. Tom Brady – 64
35t. Mark Sanchez – 64
37t. Zac Efron – 63
37t. Adrien Brody – 63
37t. Adam Brody – 63
37t. Kevin Connolly – 63
41. Chris Pine – 62.5
42t. Michael Phelps – 62
42t. Adam Duritz – 62
42t. Alexander Skarsgard – 62
42t. Wilmer Valderrama – 62
42t. Gerard Butler – 62
47. Criss Angel – 61
48. John Mayer – 60
49. Bradley Cooper – 57
50. Shia LaBeouf – 56.5
51. Alex Rodriguez – 53
52. Robert Downey, Jr. – 51.5
53. Edward Norton – 51
54. Paul Walker – 48.5
55. Matthew Morrison – 47