Ranking the hot hookups of Tom Brady

Sure he may be happily married to supermodel Gisele Bundchen with three kids now (two Gisele’s), but Tom Brady had many days in the bachelor sun. Let’s see where his alleged record with the rich, pretty, and famous ranks amongst the all-time greats. Is he a Hall of Famer with the ladies as well as on the gridiron? Read on to find out.

Mariah Carey (2002)

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Brady and Mariah may or may not have dated. Some say they had a brief fling, while he says they just talked.

Hookup score: 9.0
Where there’s smoke there’s usually fire when it comes to these celebrity deals. At least that’s what I’m going with here.

Britney Spears (2002)

Not much to report here other than rumors and speculation.

Hookup score: 9.0
He’s Tom Brady so he gets the benefit of the doubt.

Layla Roberts (2002)

This one definitely happened (I think) as Tom and the 1997 Playmate of the Year were an item for a brief period of time.

Hookup score: 9.5
Playmate of the Year, but five years after the fact – loses half a point.

<h3 Tara Reid (2002)

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Reid and Brady hooked up after Tara expressed interest in the QB.

Hookup score: 9.0
It only lasted a month or so and Tara was still pretty hot in 2002. Plus her appearance here makes me surprised that her name hasn’t shown up on more of these lists.

Bridget Moynahan (2004-2006)

Moynahan and Brady dated for a couple of years then when she was three months pregnant they broke up.

Hookup score: 9.5
I still think she’s hotter than Gisele, but hey, that’s just me.

Meghan Vasconcellos (2006)

Normally I wouldn’t include a woman as pedestrian as a NFL cheerleader on a list like this, but there is one factor that begs me to. Meghan was a Partiots cheerleader who suddenly vanished from the squad and one of the unsubstantiated rumors for why she disappeared is that she was pregnant with Tom Brady’s baby and was paid to disappear by Bill Belicheck. Even if it’s not true, and it probably isn’t, it’s a fun story.

Hookup score: 8.0
She was a was a line captain for the squad and appeared in Maxim so yeah, pretty good.

Gisele Bundchen (2006-Present)

I think we all know this story by now.

Hookup score: 10.0
Richest supermodel in the world? Case closed.

Other less-substantiated alleged flings: Jessica Simpson

Photo credit: YouTube/H&M

Final Tally

Tom Brady’s Hookup Score: 64 points

Tied for 24th. Not bad considering he’s been pretty much married for the last six-plus years. Just imagine how much more tail he could have pulled, but when you land one of the biggest fishes in the pond I guess settling down makes sense. (Unless you’re Leonardo DiCaprio, of course.) Also of note, he’s tied with Mark Sanchez (the only time Mark Sanchez will ever be able to say that).

1. Leonardo DiCaprio – 187 points
2. Jack Nicholson – 163
3. Charlie Sheen – 136
4. Jared Leto – 108
5. George Clooney – 93
6. Josh Hartnett – 91
7. Chris Evans – 83.5
8. Justin Timberlake – 82
9. Orlando Bloom – 81
10. Derek Jeter – 80
11. David Duchovny – 78.5
12. Joe Jonas – 77
13. Ryan Reynolds – 75
14. Ashton Kutcher – 73
15. Ryan Gosling – 72
16t. Kanye West – 71
16t. Brad Pitt – 71
16t. Jude Law – 71
19t. Colin Farrell – 70
19t. Adam Levine – 70
21. Sean Penn – 69
22. Johnny Depp – 67
23. Jake Gyllenhaal – 66
24t. Tom Brady – 64
24t. Mark Sanchez – 64
26. Kevin Connolly – 63
27t. Adam Duritz -62
27t. Alexander Skarsgard – 62
27t. Wilmer Valderrama – 62
27t. Gerard Butler – 62
31. Criss Angel – 61
32. John Mayer – 60
33. Bradley Cooper – 57
34. Shia LaBeouf – 56.5
35. Alex Rodriguez – 53
36. Robert Downey, Jr. – 51.5
37. Edward Norton – 51