Twitter Crazy: This week’s best celebrity tweets

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Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.

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Why pay him to sit there? They do that already for free.


It’s quite a simple concept really.


Missed opportunity!

God does work in mysterious ways.

She called them “dickface.”

Ooh, those are fightin’ words.

Uhh, ok?

Don’t be too sure.

Is that the brand name or the flavor?

Amazing courage.

Seriously, what’s up with that?

And while we’re at it, get the hell off his lawn!

He was such a wise man.


True, that would cause a REAL firestorm.

I think Roger Ebert said that about Independence Day.

You aren’t one of these people, are you?

Treasure them while you can.


Oh yeah, that too.

Perfect response from @fundmyfund: “you can use them to catch anything.”

You heard the lady.