Twitter Crazy: This week’s best celebrity tweets

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Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.

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Note to self: Book a trip to the Bahamas.

It’s the hot dogs.

That’s true!

Also true.


Sorry about that.

I can’t wait to see them (the twins I mean… the kids… never mind).

Sucks to be a Bulls fan this year.

Didn’t happen. Now we can go back to ignoring him.

Only on every other Wednesday though.

Well, alrighty then. How was YOUR day at work?

Something I did not think I would learn this week.

Take it from here Chrissy Teigen.

But not the women who have done it more than that.

Hi Anna-Banana!

Yeah, take that shit inside.

I still need to book that trip.

That’s just a wee bit dark. Who hurt you Aubrey?

(Stifles laugh.)

What is a great way to become famous?

Get a password keeper for your password keeper.

And let’s hope we never, ever see it again.


(Stifles laugh again.)

I’m out.