Twitter Crazy: This week’s best celebrity tweets

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Every week celebrities go on Twitter and speak their minds. Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re thought-provoking, and sometimes we don’t know what they’re talking about. This list is all of that and more. Strap in. It could get bumpy.

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That there is how you show true patriotism.

And the patients need a new doctor.

Well, you do kind of feel like cattle on an airplane.

Solid advice.

Why does it always seem odd to me when a supermodel swears?

I have no idea what that even means.

Oscar might want to give him a call.


They hurt everyone’s soul.

She should be on The Weather Channel.

And how come Swiper never gets arrested?


Good point.

It’s like a single girl’s survival kit.


A lifetime supply of that memory.

The first one is always the hardest.

Yes, it’s a brave new world now.

Damn, guess I’ll have to return my gift.

That’s true.

Just so you know.

You mean you didn’t really tweet,
“These hoes think they classy, well that’s the class I’m skippen”?

Martha Stewart: Online Dating Expert.

That percentage is lower than mine.