Watch Rihanna give a hilariously clueless bro a lap dance on stage

Hover hands in FULL EFFECT! Watch as some nerd was lucky enough to get called on stage to be straddled by Rihanna only to go into full brain lockdown as he can’t figure out what to do with his hands.

Not that I blame him. This is a woman who hit a fan in the head with a microphone at one of her concerts so grabbing her tasty cakes (as you know he SO wanted to do) would have probably led to some sort of epic beatdown.

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