It took two months for the college to craft this report and email it to the fraternity. It's unbelievably thorough. It's laid out like a fucking congressional report. And, depending on how much respect you give to college administrators, it's made roughly 70% funnier by realizing some poor sap spent a beautiful summer day writing about “throw-up left in a common bathroom sink” and “remains of drinking games,” including “tubing that looks like part of a beer bong.” The highlight, though, is Page 2, which details the specific university rules broken by the ne'er-do-wells.
I counted 21. 21 broken rules uncovered by one walk-through. Amazing.
[H/T: Reader Email; Beer in red cup image via Shutterstock]