Alabama Man Steals Credit Cards, Buys Two Cases of Natty Light

This is perhaps the most Alabama move ever: Steal a credit card, then use it for a beer run. Being broke in college sucks, but come on, T-Town dude: You don’t have to resort to theft just to buy two cases of $17 beer. Sell your plasma! Sell your sperm! Participate in some dumb psychology experiments. Just do anything but take the money from someone else.

Enjoy those cold beers… And the grand larceny charges. 

#RollTide

via AL.com:  

TPD’s Sgt. Brent Blankley said the debit card was lost earlier Friday, and it is currently unknown how it fell into the hands of the suspect accused of using it illegally.

Surveillance footage from a gas station on 15th Street shows a man wearing a University of Alabama T-shirt paying for two cases of beer with the card early Friday afternoon.

Investigators are asking anyone who knows the identity of the pictured suspect to call the Tuscaloosa County Crime Stoppers at 205-752-7867. Tips are anonymous, and people who provide information leading to an arrest are eligible for a cash reward.

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, helping start this site in 2009. He lives in Los Angeles and likes writing about music and culture. His podcast is called the Mostly Occasionally Show, featuring interviews with artists and athletes, along with a behind-the-scenes view of BroBible. Read more of his work at brandonwenerd.com. Email: brandon@brobible.com
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