A Delta Chi At Hobart Tried To Do A Bike Trick Off The Front Porch, Face-Planted Himself Into Next Week

What could possibly go wrong here? You just pedal hard, pull up on the handles, and stick the landing like a fuckin’ boss. Or, you forgo all of that and you go muff dive Mother Earth.

The only two comments that can be found in the comment section of this Instagram video summarize this entire situation quite nicely…