Let’s face it: graduating college means you’re officially an “adult,” whatever that actually means. But all those friends you have that are still in school? Yeah, they’re probably still beer-guzzling shitheads. Not to say that YOU’RE not a beer-guzzling shithead too, but they have a better excuse to do it as opposed to you, who has to be up at 8 in the morning for a 9-5 job that you can’t be hungover for every day. Maybe live with people who won’t buy DJ equipment the second you move into a new apartment? Just a thought.