UPDATE: The Taco Cannon is real and fully operational!
ORIGINAL POST
The University of Nebraska-Omaha is getting a new arena and the school is claiming the new digs will feature the world’s first “Taco Cannon.”
We are proud to announce our partnership with @UNOmaha and @omavs!
Look for our logo and taco cannon at the new arena!— Voodoo Taco (@TacoVoodoo) April 22, 2015
You're reading this tweet correctly: taco cannon at the new arena. https://t.co/BcmUCO17Bk
— University of Nebraska at Omaha (@UNOmaha) April 22, 2015
I call bullshit on this taco cannon being the “world’s first” because I believe such a weapon exists, at least for recreational purposes, but I’ll let University of Nebraska-Omaha have their moment. I’m aware of at least seven different “taco slingshots” in just the central New Jersey area and four of those are in my garage.
This is a brilliant move by the college to get students out to hockey games and to spot the students who smoke the most weed. They’ll be the students really taking their time getting to the unclaimed tacos on the floor. “They’ll be plenty of tacos, bro, the guy has an entire cannon full. Chill.”
[via USA Today]