People are blessed with talents. People go an entire life without discovering the reason they were put on this earth. I don’t know how Daniel Hartman, a student at Jackson College, figured out his natural talent was catching whole apples in his mouth but let’s just be happy for him.
Hartman spends his days catching random apples chucked at him by friends eager to either see him succeed or watch his face shatter. The results are usually the former.
I would never leave this kid alone. I’d follow him, day and night, just saying “Daniel!” and tossing apples in the air.
“I’m in the shitter man, get out!”
[via Laughing Squid]