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Iconic standup comedian Dave Chappelle has worked a bit about the beef between Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs and Kid Cudi into his new routine, as a video from his recent show in Seattle showed the 52-year-old discussing the ways in which Diddy allegedly terrorized Cudi.
While Dave Chappelle’s performances are known for having very strict no-phone policies, one brave attendee whipped theirs out in order to record Chappelle’s bit about Diddy allegedly breaking into Kid Cudi’s home, blowing up his car, and opening his Christmas presents.
Diddy committed these alleged crimes in retaliation for a suspected romance between Cudi and Diddy’s girlfriend Cassie Ventura.
Dave Chappelle is telling a joke about Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs breaking into Kid Cudi’s home and opening his Christmas presents during his shows
“Kid Cudi was violated by Puff,” Chappelle begins. “He alleged that Puff blew up his Porsche with a molitov cocktail. I got a Porsche too, I said, ‘What the f—?’ And then he said that allegedly Puff broke into his house, and I’m telling you, he opened this n—-‘s Christmas gifts.
“Boy, I love Christmas, I would have been mad as f—. That puts Kid Cudi in a tough position. If you’re Kid Cudi, you’ve got two choices: either A) you’re gonna have to do some gangster s— to him, that he can’t prove — and if you’re not build like that, and I do not believe Kid Cudi is built like that — you’re gonna have to call the police.”
“Now, I on the other hand. Well, I am built like that. If that motherf—– opened my Christmas gifs, you best believe I’m gonna do something to that motherf—–. “
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Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs was arrested in a New York City hotel in September 2024 and went to trial on May 5, 2025. After three days of deliberation, Combs was found guilty of two counts of transportation for the purposes of prostitution involving ex-girlfriend Cassie Ventura, another former girlfriend, and male sex workers, on July 2, 2025.
In the recently released Netflix documentary Sean Combs: The Reckoning, Diddy is also heavily connected to the murders of rappers Tupac and Biggie.