Disappointed dad takes a hard stance against son’s skinny jeans

It’s your right as an American to be able to wear skinny jeans, no matter how ridiculous you look or how much it may make society hate you. But it’s your dad’s right to call you out for looking absolutely absurd.

If telling your son that he looks like a far less interesting David Bowie is a crime, then I don’t want to be a part of this world any more.