Drunk man arrested nude in a neighbor’s dryer

What and how much do you have to drink to find yourself arrested buck naked in a dryer? I demand to know.

Dryer image by Shutterstock

Shaun Welsh, 39, pleaded no contest to charges of streaking in the nude through his yard before ultimately ending up in a neighbor’s dryer.

According to police, the Cincinnati man was found in the dryer after a debaucherous night that concluded with the 1 a.m. arrest.

Welsh was sentenced to five days in jail for the romp on a misdemeanor charge of disorderly conduct.

The police report claims that Welsh was “very intoxicated” at the time of his arrest, an observation that seems like the biggest “no shit” moment ever captured in official documents.

What’s the appropriate setting in which to run the dryer when there’s a drunk guy inside? Permanent press seems excessive.

(thanks to @The_MDA for the tip)