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The funny, bitter, jaded, and curmudgeonly dads return after a few week hiatus because of the holidays and they’re in rare form.
I realized people weren’t really in the mood to be funny this week while searching for these funny dad tweets and memes. It’s hard to find reasons to joke when the world is turned upside down.
Thankfully, these fathers found some stuff to make fun of, because you’re not a dad if you’re not making jokes at the worst possible times.
Here are the funniest tweets and memes from dads this week.
Parenting isn't really a test, it's more an unrelenting series of pop quizzes that you had no clue were coming and are in no way prepared for.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) January 5, 2021
I don’t know much about parenting, but I do know that if you set your alarm clock for 7, your toddler will wake you up by 4
— Richard Dean (@dad_on_my_feet) January 6, 2021
When my watch tells me to stand up and move for one minute, I typically end up in a location that has chocolate
— Andrew Knott (@aknott21) January 6, 2021
Me: *gets back from the grocery store*
8-year-old: Did you buy more Cheetos?
Me: No.
8: I'm not mad. Just disappointed.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 7, 2021
Okay is it just me or do these outlets look worried about what I’m going to stick into them. pic.twitter.com/C1qyMLNvUD
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) January 8, 2021
My 7 yo came to me today and said, unprompted, "My butt is sweaty and it's weird."
Then he ran away leaving me to figure out what to do with that statement.
— Shannon Carpenter (@HossmanAtHome) January 4, 2021
https://www.instagram.com/p/CJtX9HeJ59Z/
One minute you are young and carefree and the next minute your kids are asking for help with their history homework because you were alive in the nineteen hundreds.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 7, 2021
Just give the vaccines to Amazon, then we could all order and get it by Thursday.
— Dad Bits (@DadBits) January 6, 2021
Well, I've got the bowl of milk poured, time to start dunking that gingerbread house.
— Twin Dad (@TwinSurvivalist) December 29, 2020
Built the kids a fort with our Amazon boxes. It has two bathrooms and a study.
— The Dad Briefs (@SladeWentworth) January 2, 2021
just realized my hamster named leo was actually born in june making him a gemini which makes sense because he’s a fucking backstabbing bitch
— tate (@50FirstTates) January 8, 2021
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